just got out of jail ths morning at 3am. im changing my life from now on.

bootyaficionado:

I have a soft spot in my heart for when people drop food, literally hurts to see people do it. 

The worst feeling ever.

thelocalpaedo:

my favourite thing is when you’re kissing and you slowly move down to their neck, then you slowly bite down and rip off their head and dance in their blood

(Source: scarethemfirst, via absentkidscount)

i fell off of my bed last night trying to be silent getting into bed with someone, the only thing i hurt was my pride…